Aloeis

I'm Aloe, 24. He/They pronouns. Artist in Amherst.

fairglassbird:

Ads for weight loss should be illegal. Hope this helps.

telltaletypist:

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

binturongism:

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise

redstonedust:

also im growing to hate the phrase “hold accountable” in discourse because its always so…. empty? like you see people saying “sure this person apologized, but we need to hold them accountable!” like cool. what does that mean. how can you get any more accountable than a public apology. do you want them to apologize… again? more? get a tattoo explaining their crimes so everyone they meet is informed? do you want accountability or are you repeating buzzwords because you cant find a nice way to say you just want them to disappear.

audible-smiles:

guerrillatech:

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People die on the job every summer. Remember that water and shade breaks are crucial when working in the heat, and calling emergency services for signs of serious heat illness (fatigue, nausea/vomiting, headaches, dizziness, clammy skin, confusion, agitation, slurred speech, high body temperature, rapid heart rate, etc.) is entirely appropriate. If you’re afraid to call 911 for reasons such as being undocumented, you’ll need to get very familiar with how to prevent, recognize, and treat heat illness. If you are symptomatic and not allowed a break, water, or medical treatment, walk out. No matter how broke you are, your job is not worth your life.

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

she let me hit it cause her whole existence is flawed

i get her closer to god 😏

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this is so funny

listen to Nine Inch Nails dude. it’ll blow your cottagecore-ass mind

Anonymous asks:

How to feel like a person?


sadcypher:

dont live with your mom

poondragoon:

bogleech:

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks “up” to see an equally-confused human standing “above” her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other’s bit.

Laugh track.

cemeterything:

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

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